Two weeks ago Johnny came home from church with this picture. I had to laugh when he showed it to me. I just can't put it away before writing about it, because it is a pretty good story. He told me that he was supposed to draw a picture of somebody doing something nice for him. So he drew a little numbered
diagram (of course) of me and him, on one dreadful day, about two years ago. I wish I could write
dreadful in scary letters with
dissonant music in the background, because it was
that kind of day. In fact I can still remember the feeling of wanting to laugh hysterically and cry at the same time.

This is how I remember it...It all started with three kids playing happily in our back yard, and one pregnant mom (me) sitting on the back porch. Then...the phone rang, DUM...DUM...DUM...dum. I ran inside to answer it, and while I was talking, Johnny ran downstairs to go to the bathroom. Within seconds, I heard Hannah crying, she had fallen on the cement and needed a
band aid for her hand. I hung up the phone and went upstairs to get a
band aid for her. Just as I was putting it in place on her scraped hand, I heard Johnny screaming downstairs. I ran downstairs to find water gushing out of the toilet. Everything was soaked! I plunged the toilet, but not before the water had overflowed from the bathroom onto the living room carpet. I started throwing towels on the floor and handed one to Johnny to wrap up in because his pants were on the floor when toilet started spewing water. I started
frantically emptying out the closet where things were placed on the floor. It was in the middle of emptying out the closet that I heard Hannah crying again on the back porch. She had fallen again and scraped her knee. I went outside to see if she was okay, and then back upstairs to get another
band aid, when the thought came to me "where is Maddie?" I ran back downstairs with the
band aid, when I found her, my little not-quite-2 year old standing on a chair by the kitchen counter, with butter smeared all over the top of her head. Anyway, that's the climax of the story--it all eventually got better from that point. But, man, what a day! Glad that one is over and will never happen again. I did love Johnny's rendition of it though. I love his big wide circle mouth, and the big smile on my face as I happily run downstairs to help him. If only he could remember the
frazzled mom I really was that day.